PLEASE LOSE ENGLAND! WE’LL HAVE AN EASIER ROUTE TO THE FINAL!
PLEASE LOSE ENGLAND! WE’LL HAVE AN EASIER ROUTE TO THE FINAL! ‘It’s vitally important England lose badly tonight. We’ll get a much easier L16 opponent if we do’ - Piers ‘Mancini’ Morgan ‘Surely every single England fan will want us to lose our last group game’ - Andy ‘Guardiola’ Goldstein *Inclusion of legendary manager surnames purely for satirical reasons* Add these two, to the list of many remarks today from England fans, up and down the country. Please lose England! We’ll have an easier route to the final! To the above - I have a very simple 4 word response. Shut The F*** Up People have wondered for decades upon decades. Why do England seem to falter on the big stage? Seaman lobbed. Algeria and USA unable to be beaten. 1/9 possible points in the favelas. It seems with these ‘hope to fail’ shouts it’s becoming crystal clear why. Negativity. A word injected, engrained and ever present in English fans DNA. The hope for a contingency plan...