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PLEASE LOSE ENGLAND! WE’LL HAVE AN EASIER ROUTE TO THE FINAL!

PLEASE LOSE ENGLAND! WE’LL HAVE AN EASIER ROUTE TO THE FINAL! ‘It’s vitally important England lose badly tonight. We’ll get a much easier L16 opponent if we do’ - Piers ‘Mancini’ Morgan ‘Surely every single England fan will want us to lose our last group game’ - Andy ‘Guardiola’ Goldstein *Inclusion of legendary manager surnames purely for satirical reasons* Add these two, to the list of many remarks today from England fans, up and down the country.   Please lose England! We’ll have an easier route to the final! To the above - I have a very simple 4 word response.   Shut   The   F*** Up People have wondered for decades upon decades. Why do England seem to falter on the big stage?   Seaman lobbed. Algeria and USA unable to be beaten. 1/9 possible points in the favelas. It seems with these ‘hope to fail’ shouts it’s becoming crystal clear why.   Negativity. A word injected, engrained and ever present in English fans DNA.   The hope for a contingency plan...

Neal Maupay was spot on. Arsenal could learn a lot from ‘Teams like Brighton’.

Neal Maupay was spot on. Arsenal could learn a lot from ‘Teams like Brighton’. ‘Arsenal players need to learn humility sometimes’.  Expertly worded and perfectly timed to make the match-winning Frenchman, Neal Maupay, the most hated man on Holloway Road.  Club branded headphone wearing superfan Ty, who’s opinion is as about as useful as a chocolate teapot, hit back at Maupay calling him a ‘Cheat’ and wishing relegation on the seagulls.  Words I’m sure Neal lost sleep over on his Saturday night.  In reality - Maupay has hit the nail on the head. And the ‘Teams like Brighton’ narrative is something Arsenal need to closely examine. Players like Matteo Guendouzi dropping 3/10 performances, being run all over the park by the impressive Yves Bissouma but still managing to throttle the Ex-Brentford number 7 because he’s wearing a Red and White shirt is a prime example of this.  The Arsenal players, and blind fans, argument will be the defence of the incom...